Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
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Top comments
dontmindme7 9
Try being more like him
dno79 19
old dude sounds like he still got game! sorry you have to deal with him
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Comments (91)
LyingBlood 8
is the problem the music.being loud, or war music?
laden_swallow09 35
It's too loud. You can play Justin Bieber at your house for all I care. Just don't force me to listen to your shitty tastes and keep the volume down.
TheNewGuy03 29
Old man doesn't give a ****. You have two options: 1) Declare music war on him; 2) Go over there and have a chat with the geezer, and maybe he can teach you his pimpalicious ways. And he may actually understand you!
mliajkfml 15
What a pain in the ass.
Leauge 13
Ok op this is what you do, you blare the worst music you can at a all hours unless you are sleeping. When he complains tell him to turn his shit down or you won't turn yours down.
cnbcad 15
I'm sorry, that's lousy advice - unless the old man is the only neighbor. Being guilty of the same thing you complain about and subjecting the rest of the neighbors to it is both rude and senseless.
HerrPoopyPants 16
He got game!
JKPwnage 27
Call the cops again
WOTAN1488 24
Epic
protoskore 27
Time to put Beethoven's 9th on 24 hour auto replay and go somewhere quiet for a week
TheShiphoo 14
Get back at him. Get the cheapeat guitar aeound, amd buy a huuuuuge amp. Then play chords that sound off. They're the most annoying thing on this planet.
philosophicallll 25
He sounds like a good role model.