Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
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dontmindme7 9
Try being more like him
dno79 19
old dude sounds like he still got game! sorry you have to deal with him
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Comments (91)
ClassicGame1995 3
The man fought for you freedom the least you can do is deal with a little loud music.
Shade1982 21
Who says he did?
Vlen_fml 20
I honestly don't see how someone gets away with this unless they're like, Bruce f#^@ing Willis or someone in that vein.
2ndpeter 6
I would not complain if I had a neighbor like that, instead I'm stuck with people that live in a section 8 house, that are up at 3 am screaming at each other, and constantly play loud rap music
BloodyGlass 10
Call the police department and let the higher ups deal with him and that poor excuse for a cop.
scottishoatmeal 22
It makes you wonder how people get away with things
xTommytheGUNx 15
leave the old guy alone he may be hard of hearing
fogrunner 13
maybe he should use headphones instead of inflicting his shit on everyone else.
og_chives007 6
Your neighbor sounds like a badass
Keyori 7
Videotape them and bring to the police station where she work
jstrick11223399 10
Merica!
ZGLH 11
That old guys got some game