Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year-old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she'd said "buried." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML
Today, I was interviewing a potential candidate for a job opportunity. He started the conversation by saying that he was having a weird day because his friend just got married. To which I responded, “Oh, fun!” He'd actually said that his friend got murdered. FML
Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML
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dacho 7
I swear, I'll make it my personal mission to bury all the comments that reply on #1 just to be seen.
jellyfish_735 0
way to screw up the kid :p
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Comments (92)
youngbuck8910 4
that stinks no pun intended
bbuba 0
holy shit I'm in the top 5 posts
WYK_fml 0
Oh my god, want a cookie? :D (::)
bbuba 0
yes please
glorialaura21 8
yeah tht sucks. well get over it
bravesfan112233 0
she's 5 ,she's not going to remember yhat
yolie_fml 0
I'm wondering where the pun is... ?
deafeningsilence 8
9- I'm thinking like stinks, rotting corpse? not sure though(:
xX_WARNING_Xx 0
y so insensitive???
yolie_fml 0
Weird. This fml is the counselor post... for me anyway... lol
yolie_fml 0
Wow. Nevermind. Had to dig deep for that one... No pun intended! :)
chitown98766 0
7 youre so hot youre giving me wood not joking
guiltypleasure12 0
I think the "that stinks" was meant for the maggottts post
bbuba 0
agree with chitown
Cookie4U 0
COOKIE!!!!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
8 - I remember some stuff from when I was 4...so she might. and chitown - quit being a creeper
Loofah_fml 1
Don't be jealous they think your ugly and she's hot
yolie_fml 0
She's FAR from ugly! :/
glider23 0
Wow. Really? Boner from a picture? Weird.
mfmylifesrsly 30
lol 39 you're one of the few people to say I'm ugly
glider23 0
Definitely disagree with 39 on that one.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm sure is not a boner from just the picture. it may be fantasies being built up by pic. -the docs
yolie_fml 0
That opinion, coming from someone who has cartoon characters for their profile pic...
inferno2080 0
#1 how is that a pun anyway
drcool41 0
y so serious?
allie198 0
creepperr......!!
Maladjusted1 0
Dude, I completely agree with you. #7 is beautiful.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
guys not tryin to be a dick or anything but that is kinda creepy. prolly y 7 hasn't responded. jus sayin.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Well 8 If she's old enough to know what bury is then most likely shell remember it... nd 6 WTF Is wrong with you?!? Just because no one cares about you don't mean you can be a bastard to everyone else heheh
RTRbryant 0
thats as funny as abortions
afdude87 6
creepy *****.
AbsoluteTurtle 0
ass
TeeHee124 0
FYL indeed apologize to that scarred little girl
Mehness 0
Nah, it was supposed to be for this. Although, because it was a grandpa, he probably died of a heart attack or something and didn't have enough time to decompose, so it wouldn't really -stink-.
tekinzdudez 0
yeah 48 I think you're ugly too no offence
BeachPanda 0
aw, scarred her 4 life
qyka 5
yeah, but if she was a logically smart child, she would have realized that op must have misheard her because to a five year old, moms and dads are always married. unless grampa had a divorce...
qyka 5
yeah, but if she was a logically smart child, she would have realized that op must have misheard her because to a five year old, moms and dads are always married. unless grampa had a divorce...
siggy34 0
fed up
kayladance101 13
#5 is gorgeous.
yuhimjesus 0
#5's picture can be found by searching " hot guy " under google pictures and searching a couple pages. just sayin
kayladance101 13
hahaha wow #5. but the person, whoever he is, is hot.
pkmag7 0
#5 do you have a facebook myspace or Twitter
jellyfish_735 0
way to screw up the kid :p
browneyedbeauty1_fml 0
Damn...that sucks. FYL OP
meshelly 0
actually I remember quite a few things from when I was 5 depending on the impact this event has on the child (and since it's her grandfather getting buried I'd guess that's a MAJOR impact) it might just scar her for life....but don't worry OP I'm sure she won't grow up and seek revenge......at least I THINK she won't hehehe
WhyTheFace4 0
How would it scar her for life?
FootballFreak4 3
yeah really
BigDaddyCain 0
Looks like 14... (puts on sunglasses) Is a ******* jackass.. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Sanamach10 0
nice!!! how did the kid feel???
dacho 7
I swear, I'll make it my personal mission to bury all the comments that reply on #1 just to be seen.
illmatic2 16
Good luck with that.
Freeze_fml 17
Stupid comment bug. Thanks, I was wondering who was helping me out.
mageoreh 0
butthurt?
null_fml 11
dacho and Freeze, I like that plan. Count me in!
InfiltratedMind 0
wait. what if your replying to a retarded comment left by someone who replied to #1 just to be seen?!
cherylface 13
You're going to marry all the comments? That's so exciting!! oh...
kayladance101 13
hahaha 44 that was funny XD
cole86 0
that poor little girl! or more like grandpa...
imcomplicated 0
why would a grandpa get married?
redrovaa 0
Grandparents can be as young as 40. You know, they have a kid when they're 20, and THEIR kid has a kid at 20? Theres also teenage pregnancy and adoption..
InfiltratedMind 0
my grandpa got married at 54 what's wrong with that? I know she isn't my grandma and all but why shouldn't he get married
WalterKovacs 1
Old men sometimes become widowers. They can marry again.
splitsides 4
My grandma reunited with her high school boyfriend, and they married when she was 74.