Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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Top comments
theta_fml 0
Wow that's blunt. Did you do something to deserve it? Maybe you're too mean to people.
belgiums 0
did you really expect him to answer you differently? YDI for thinking you're that valuable.
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Comments (110)
kaelendra 0
I notice you didn't say /why/ you got fired...
airplanefood 0
Exactly - if her boss had given a real reason, OP would have stated that in the FML, but since she didn't, it was probably something that made her look bad.
SergioFML 0
For some reason, I think you deserve it. In my mind, I see you as like the company asshole. I wonder who else?
Excersise_Freak 0
It's a little unfair to judge the OP considering we know nothing about her. But if she is a bitch she needs to be more friendly and aware. So YDI & FHL.
RuralNinja 0
YDI for doing something (or many things) to make everyone hate you.
kennythedude 3
Wow, either your boss and everyone in your workplace is really mean, or you did something to annoy them in a way.
AloysiusWeasley 15
I wish one of my old bosses would have said that. I end up working with groups of super-bitchy women, and no matter how nice or helpful I am to them (coworkers and managers), I end up being fired for "anonymous customer complaints" or some other bullshit, when I know damn well it's because they don't like me personally. Anyway, here's to hoping you get unemployment! :)
I_am_stupid_also 6
Which would you rather be fired for "anonymous customer complaints" or "anonymous co-worker complaints"? Really doesn't make a difference. The world is telling you to shape up.
effthis 0
reminds me of toby from the office
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI because you obviously did something wrong.
vdubmkvi 0
sounds like something my man ari gold would say
eighthchord 0
If the first thing you ask is "who's going to replace me then?" instead of just "why?", that means you know you were not fun to work with. Improve your personality next time.
MadeOfAwesome 1
I say YDI cuz there must be a reason they all hate you /: