Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Fuzzidio 2
That or OP has assholes for workmates
TheArchAngel 8
4- Or, OP was the asshole. Who knows?
Meme1988 18
Yea might be... But EVERYONE at the office hated him?? He cannot be so angelic
beccaishereyay 11
Exactly. People don't do that for no reason.
Khariau 8
Two wrongs don't make a right.
onlychildFTW 34
There's no way everyone was an asshole. OP must have been the asshole and sucked at his job.
Zomg_Okay 27
36 - But three rights make a left.
snowfox_fml 10
Why do you all assume OP is a male?
jackassiddy 8
36- No, but three lefts do.
AClassActx3 7
It could be they're intimidated by him also.. The number of people that don't like him shouldn't determine YDI. No one liked Jesus either.. But he really could of deserved it. OP should've elaborated
mattm93 1
83- terrible analogy. Shut up before you make yourself look even more stupid.
mikeofthunder 13
I think 83 has a point - OP must be the returning Son ;) But seriously, looking from every perspective should be encouraged; that's what Phil Collins wants :D
Colonel_Lexi 18
47-I think OP was just an asshole, I doubt being bad at one's job would result in such an embarrassing situation.
Colonel_Lexi 18
60-I think OP is a female, actually.
Skinwalker131 5
36- According to math, two negatives make a positive.
onlychildFTW 34
It depends what operation you're doing. If you add two negatives it's just a bigger negative.
corinna12124 0
Look....well either you deserved it or they did it for no reason because I've seen people do that before and if so you should sew them if you did nothin wrong and were good at your job :/
BenL97 5
36, if you multiply the negatives it will make a positive.
sens3sfailing 25
But 3 lefts make a right!
EvilDave 13
What is more likely, the OP is an asshole or EVERYONE he works with including his boss is an asshole? From the sound of it, the OP was an asshole and got what he deserved.
EvilDave 13
Treating the OP like that was not wrong if he deserved it.
AClassActx3 7
Its really not a terrible analogy. Just cause you don't get it doesnt make me stupid. You must not believe in Jesus & if you do. . You really are stupid :)
DenBriZel 31
When reading this I thought of how everyone hates Sandra Bullock's character in The Proposal.
NurseAbi 10
That's harsh. Why were you fired?
zachherbert 10
Masturbation...
zandalee 20
Diarrhea on the photocopier...
ogle5431 1
For being a piece of trash.
lonkite101 14
As soon as I read this FML, I thought of the WKUK skit: "WE LIVE IN GRABAGE"
lonkite101 14
Whoops sorry, *garbage
SpaceCadet87 0
Photocopying diarrhea on pieces of trash while masturbating.
Axipiter 24
Public urination. On the boss' daughter.
arduousRainbow 1
Pfft. OP doesn't work as an R. Kelly impersonator.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
lonkite101 14
Maybe he likes garbage
momolee 4
Whatever OP did, no one deserves to be treated that way. Being fired is bad enough.
haitaku 1
161 - Actually, there are many people who deserve that treatment because they are just as big assholes. Perhaps the OP was one.
FarSide 23
Maybe the boss was just taking out the trash.
tj4234 36
well Y.D.I if you were a big enough idiot for that to happen...
beanybabe 13
You must have been *rubbish* at your job!
zachherbert 10
He's just junk.
Dixbfloppin 11
That joke was pure garbage.
Grimnirwher9 21
Can we please stop trashing other people?
TheArchAngel 8
Guys, number 18 is right, no need to make each other feel like scum.
Snackycake 20
#39, I don't think you got the joke....
sunnyt 5
39- No.. it's you who didn't get the joke. Stinks doesn't it.
swankmrpancake 8
That joke just went to waste on some people.
thrashtildeath 9
the jokes in the can!
saintsrocksocks 10
Why the hell would we not be rude, this is FML for Gods' sake!
swankmrpancake 8
Because everyone needs to make a puny joke every once in awhile this was the perfect comment to litter with trashy jokes :P
Violent_Vixen 2
OP is probably feeling down in the dumps.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Guys, stop being so trashy.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Have none of you heard of using the recycling bin?!... I'll get my coat.
TheArchAngel 8
#43- Nope, you just didn't get mine.....
Pandacupcakelove 26
Everything happens for a reason...
Zomg_Okay 27
Exactly. In this case, the most likely reason is that OP is an asshole who sucked at his job.
Pandacupcakelove 26
That's what I meant! Why am I getting thumbed down? :/
kimmi41509 10
You must have done something really shitty to be fired and called trash. Kind of an immature way of your boss to deal with that though.
tony1891 22
you must have did something really bad.
olpally 33
Your profile pic is probably what the boss said to op as the boss walked op out of the office... Lol
Dixbfloppin 11
Did you do anything that might have somehow triggered everyone to hate you?
fat_snooki_lol 6
This sort of experience is not normal. For someone to behave like this, you must have done something considerably bad. Continually.