Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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theta_fml 0
Wow that's blunt. Did you do something to deserve it? Maybe you're too mean to people.
belgiums 0
did you really expect him to answer you differently? YDI for thinking you're that valuable.
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Comments (110)
Vertoule 7
Hmm... Looks like the OP is omitting a lot of information. 1) The OP mentions being fired, but not for what. Just the final rebuke when asked about her replacement. 2) It's quite clear that the OP has done enough to gain the loathing of all her co-workers, not an easy task. So OP, come clean... Were you really blowing the janitor on everyone's desk after hours?
FuzzyWalnuts 0
You've obviously done many things to deserve it if EVERYONE hates you.
ashylarry 0
if everyone hates you, then it's probably you. get over it, *****.
ghostgirll 0
musta done something wrong.
iamelrebel 0
well, you need to figure out what you did wrong and not try to make your boss look like the asshole.
fawfulster 11
Hopefully you can sue them. Good luck.
cjohn3 0
I agree call HR on their ass and as for no one liking you, you can improve that at your next job
ziqi92 0
i wonder what the circumstances were...did u get fired just cuz ur boss wanted u outta there for a bad job? or did everyone else requested that u get fired for being mean-spirited?
xTinyLovex 0
That's mean but REALLY funny. FYL.
roxstarDJ 0
I can totally relate with you; happened to me once, except the workplace was a family-run business.