Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
theta_fml 0
Wow that's blunt. Did you do something to deserve it? Maybe you're too mean to people.
belgiums 0
did you really expect him to answer you differently? YDI for thinking you're that valuable.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (110)
Paige_Nicole10 0
well your probably a shitty person to them and or worker. so learn some human qualitys and some work ethic
Belgian 0
You must be a F-ing annoying, irritating biatch. YDI probably, this FML cannot be true if everyone thinks you're a twat. ö Try to do something about it, at least he was honest.
pickwick716 0
What an awesome boss. You were all like "Waaaaaaahhhh pllllzzzzz don't fire me my A cup **** and low to moderate work ethic is IRREPLACEABLE!! You can't do this!! And he's all like "STFU and GTFO *pimp slap* But that's just how I interpreted this event.
Dalarsco 0
If even the boss will say that then holy crap you must have been a bitch. YDI.
elevir_fml 0
Or it is her summed up side of the story. that is the story my old co-worker told me... little did she know i was sitting there while the big boss firing her was on the phone... caught drinking on the job, sleeping with a manager in the carwash closet, took an hour nap in her car on the clock, had an affair with an underage worker there, and then to top that cursed out the customers
sixteen8seven 0
you must of did something.. why? Cause you cannot be saked for that alone. Its called unfair dismissal otherwise. We aren't stupid.
anonymous122 0
WTF that's horrible!!!! how could someone be that rude to someone!!! especially to their face!!!!
Wlollpop 0
slap him
missstudmuffin 0
YDI fpr being a moster bitch and being mean to everyone
HarroIAmBob 21
who the hell said that?! dont make blind assumptions!
emmamorc 0
now, kids, this is what happens when you are spoiled and annoying as a child: nobody likes you as an adult