Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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Top comments
theta_fml 0
Wow that's blunt. Did you do something to deserve it? Maybe you're too mean to people.
belgiums 0
did you really expect him to answer you differently? YDI for thinking you're that valuable.
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Comments (110)
danthemanfosho 0
well we have a guy at work that we hare but my boss doesn't believe on hatred affecting anything and we hate him for not doing his job right
zolziski 11
I think being hated by everyone is a valid reason for firing an employee. Having someone everyone dislikes in the workplace can't be good for morale and that's not good for the company. You probably deserved it OP.
Essentials 0
you probably deserved it. generally people don't randomly decide to hate people. fyl for being a clueless asshole is more like it.
glompable 19
There would have to be a reason to fire her. It costs a lot of money to hire someone- because of all the money it costs to hire someone new, train them, etc. I say YDI, and really wish my boss would do this to a few people =/
JP101 0
you didn't happen to work at a Walgreens did you? because this sounds like something that they would say and do.
dreamchaser 0
lol.. that's funny
lettertjes 0
You probably did something to deserve it. If not, your former boss and all your co-workers are bullies and you could be glad to be rid of them. But still FYL for being without a job in the US.
lettertjes 0
Oh, I notice you don't live in the US. I don't know about wellfare in Canada.
Im_cursed 0
LOL.. YDI obviously everybody hated you for a reason and not only that but hated you enough to fire and not even worry about who is going to replace because anyone would be better than you..
mrmidi 0
I'm sure you are an overly nice person... and that's why everyone hates you.
fretforyerlatte 0
wonder why pretty much every comment is saying YDI, but basically double the amount of people said FYL. i'm with the previous commenters, you must have done something to deserve it. take a step back and look at how you treat people.