Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
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silentbutfunny 0
Wow, wait till he proposes
GoW_Chick 15
Awww his love took your breath away! :)
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Comments (74)
bubo_fml 11
"1st comes love, then comes marriage, then come's OP in a baby carriage..." Personally, I'd shit myself too...
MelTheGreat 23
I suppose all of you are too stupid to understand sarcasm. FYL :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Those three words, are said too much. They're not enough.
seafoam11 8
I know what song you're referring to and those aren't the lyrics, nor is that even close to the meaning, lol.
KiddNYC1O 22
Stop trying to ridicule. Just thumb me down.
Epichearts 2
Ah I remember when my ex bf told me he loved me..it was thru text so he couldnt see my panic attack ;b
Samberriee 9
I sure hope he doesn't propose.
rttr 18
Dafuq?
stevenmx86 8
79 and 106, the best you could do is insult my inability to reply? The app I use doesn't allow me to reply. It's that simple so congrats you both wasted your breath.
greatdanen 6
that sounds Luke gravy for your therapist
TheGeekPrincess 0
Did the same thing..>.
stevenmx86 8
77, wake up. You're in that world...