The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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silentbutfunny 0
Wow, wait till he proposes
GoW_Chick 15
Awww his love took your breath away! :)
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Comments (74)
hateevryone 15
you must never been told "i love you" before?
SheepShoop_fml 20
As someone who experiences anxiety issues as well...that sucks. Sorry. Hopefully he can understand. Unless you were having a panic attack because you did not feel similarly, which just opens an entirely different can of worms.
asherm 15
Yeah that's about how I feel about that 4 letter word too. Don't worry, you're not crazy
datoismyname 22
This FML rhymes!
mullfritt 12
Say whaaaaaat
Lunantic 6
I suffer from chronic anxiety, and when panic attacks happen, then can happen at any time. Usually something triggers the attack, and it barrels down from there. It doesn't necessarily mean that it was caused by the OP's boyfriend's words, just that they had one at that particular time. It is very inconvenient. Mine are always the worst from January-March, and even though simply being around my girlfriend can make me anxious, I don't believe it has anything to do with her, but the circumstance. The best thing you can do is trace the history back to something that you think might have caused it. Maybe someone, even jokingly, said something about you two splitting up, or you being trapped in a relationship. Something subconsciously stuck with you, and made you feel on edge. Then, you have to come to terms and realize what it means--and I hope your boyfriend is still supportive of you. Things like this happen, and certainly can't be stopped or controlled.
Hahaha_Haha_Haha 7
TL;DR
youngmula37 0
sucha turnoff lol
anoymous12345 0
wow just wait till ur weding
kristena103 14
Idk what to choose ydi or ur life sucks ur life sucks becuz ur boyfriend thinks she doesn't and yDi for idk
Dracoboxer357 36
.....What are you attempting to actually say? I've had an easier time understanding my first week of Japanese than whatever that was you just put to.....letters. :p
goddamniluvme 0
Hahaha toooooo funny!