Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
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silentbutfunny 0
Wow, wait till he proposes
GoW_Chick 15
Awww his love took your breath away! :)
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Comments (74)
lylotrezor 20
I'm sorry, OP. Panic attacks suck big time. I hope you feel better now.
iredbone 10
wow...
eclyse88 0
You jus rhymed
stevenmx86 8
And 61 I was quoting a meme not wishing death on myself you halfwit..
Mifflicious 18
You haven't figured out how to use the reply-buttom either, have you? I think Darwin would roll more in his grave for that.
tobedd 13
I was about to reply with a comment about using the reply button, but alas someone beat me to it. I guess Darwin is strong in us.
fuzz97 23
What's wrong with you?
socalstangs 0
then he left bcuz ur a loser
GoW_Chick 15
Not only was your comment very rude, and uncalled for, it also leads me to believe that you failed English.
perdix 31
I must say, he does get credit for correctly using "loser," when the predominant spelling on the Internet is the incorrect "looser." Maybe a C- in English.
Dracoboxer357 36
78- Right. Because, only a loser would be inflicted with a disorder they can't control.....? Glad you're an open-minded, non-judgmental person. We need more supportive people like you in the world. :p PS: If you actually wanted to be taken somewhat seriously, you probably should have gone the extra mile and Attempted to present yourself with an ounce of intelligence and articulation. "Bcuz ur a loser?" Oh please, tell me you could have done a tad better than that. :p
SaMmIMonster96 6
You aren't a loser because you have panic attacks. Panic attacks are real and they suck, so think your comment through before you type it...... :)
mama2b3 20
was it because of excitement or were you upset?
silencedistant 0
The first time a guy told me that he loved me I just about died of shock.
Birdie_Sage 0
How....? FYL.
coalwifeyclyburn 0
awww how cute