Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
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silentbutfunny 0
Wow, wait till he proposes
GoW_Chick 15
Awww his love took your breath away! :)
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Comments (74)
sailor210 0
What the **** is wrong with people today, every other FML is a panic attack!
bete_noire_fml 7
*scrolls down list Let's see we have.. Call of Duty wanking Obama at McDonald's Worlds first person to get bored of **** Triple combo owned at the office.. Nope, no recent epidemic of panic attack FMLs
sailor210 0
Look in the last week.
perdix 31
#49, Until a few months ago, almost every girl here claimed to be bisexual. (With me, every girl is bisexual, when I mention sex, they say, "Bye." Badum-cha!) Now it's panic attacks. Pretty soon, everyone is going to think they are related to Kevin Bacon. Trends.
maackenzie 9
Girl, you need to calm down. Chances are he didn't mean it.
Pelreskovich 11
Don't assume all men are liars. Please.
Courtney_Sanders 6
And this, is why you'll probably never actually be in love yourself. Not all men are like that. I wish the world had less narrow minded people like you.
ShotgunMurda 0
WTF y
Pelreskovich 11
And he probably took at least a month to work up the courage to say that.. I'd say it back asap before he bails.
Furrywhiplash 14
I wouldn't want her saying it back if she doesn't feel that way. It would just lead to a bigger heartbreak than if she ended things before she says it. (assuming she doesn't feel that way because she had a panic attack)
Pelreskovich 11
Good point. My thoughts were that she was having a panic attack from not expecting for him to feel the same way she did, I guess I'm looking at it optimistically.
Furrywhiplash 14
Don't get me wrong, I hope you are right, I just tend to think of worst case scenarios. I'm a bit paranoid when it comes to love situations, been stabbed in the back too much. Hope for the best, plan for the worst.
gersfan8 15
Well if it's the first time that it's been said, then I don't see a problem. Not everyone is ready to hear it the first time, and it catches them off guard
honeybadger123 0
did u get dumped?
stevenmx86 8
Ydi Wtf is your problem? I don't want to live on this planet anymore when there are ridiculous people like this out there..
Shleebs 12
Haha. Yeah OPs comment is almost as ridiculous as someone saying they would rather be dead than live in a world with people who have a genuine problem, which they have no control over, regarding their feelings and how they react to things.
perdix 31
No wonder you panicked -- your "boyfriend" committed the gravest faux pas of "**** buddy" etiquette. How are you supposed to enjoy your NSA FWB arrangements when old-fashioned "love" gets lobbed in there? The nerve!
Tvolsfan325 13
someone's afraid of commitment
stevenmx86 8
Wow 61 you showed me.. Seriously the fact that there are people like this living today probably has Darwin rolling in his grave.. We coddle people too much and make weak people.
Mifflicious 18
I'd rather live with "weak" people than idiots who can't behave and think they're so importand and good. In other words, people like you.
choloman 0
well when aliens invade the earth they're gonna exterminate the weak and forcibly breed the strongest of us with their sexiest purple women.