The language of love

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

TMI

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

Upon reflection

Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML

The L Word

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML