Anonymous
Australia
Today, I discovered that my ex is still my emergency contact at work. I found this out when I fainted and my work called her. She told them to "pull the plug". FML
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PenguinPal3017 19
Did they pull the plug? I hope you're not posting this as a ghost.
Zekfen 17
Better make sure she isn’t still on your life insurance policy or she might get ideas involving plugs.
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Comments (18)
ragnarok1540 39
Plot Twist: OP fainted from pain after inserting an enormously large butt plug!!!
PenguinPal3017 19
Did they pull the plug? I hope you're not posting this as a ghost.
Muhsin's Mum 13
Lmao!
acmariner99 25
Someone’s a bit bitter
tranced_ 45
What else did you expect from her? And why do you sound surprised lol?!
PenguinPal3017 19
I'm friendly with my exes. I once had two exes sleep over at my place at the same time.
apossessedbagel 14
I mean you don't have to like your exes but telling someone to pull the plug is petty.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like she wants you back.
Zekfen 17
Better make sure she isn’t still on your life insurance policy or she might get ideas involving plugs.
tounces7 28
But you got the last laugh because you run on batteries, right?
Lobby_Bee 18
Sounds like she is the one. Go get her back.
openawhole00 6
did the hospital send you home only to habe a swollen arm 4 hours later?