Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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silentbutfunny 0
Wow, wait till he proposes
GoW_Chick 15
Awww his love took your breath away! :)
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Comments (74)
MeLuvBewbs 7
Was it an "omg omg" panic attack, or just a random panic attack....
perdix 31
You should have said, "You are the Egg McMuffin of boyfriends." This is why we watch TV -- to have pre-rehearsed lines in store for awkward social situations. I always have a Twix bar in my hand to stuff in my mouth in case I need to stall.
silentbutfunny 0
Their marketing techniques work then
RedPillSucks 33
A Twix bar? Damn it. I know I was doing it wrong...
perdix 31
#27, I know! We are doomed! I consider myself an independent, critical thinker yet even I am coerced by these mind-control techniques (aka, advertising) I even had to try a McRib!
DrMime 10
Have you tried McDonald's new 'McClogger'? It's not diabetic! It's dia-wsome!
perdix 31
No, I'm not even tempted at the moment because I've never heard of it. However, once I start getting bombarded by the ads, I'm sure I'll obediently march in and purchase whatever my corporate overlords tell me to. (I'm contemplating trying a KFC Double Down but the disgustingness of it is still running way ahead of the weak marketing campaign to properly condition me.) How depressing...
JohnnyxViet 0
she's probably shocked because she never expected him to say that.
pinkcrayola 0
That's what I was thinking. Although I suppose it could have been fear or just random too.
newlove_fml 0
It could be random, and thats what makes this funny. Imagine. "I love you." "OH MY GOD DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON AT HOME?! *wheeze*"
corananlime 0
Sounds like anxiety attack.
murdersquirrel 15
Sounds like a panic attack and an anxiety attack are the same thing.
florido_fml 10
Very smooth...
OreoSilva 0
Ha!!
doorick 4
I believe you spelled the username wrong
joee182 3
that must have been awkard
ZielZone 4
Can you hear the flushing sound?? That would be your relationship going down the toilet
Bigbadbabe445 0
Be nice man , they were scared
Enslaved 38
Maybe the OP panicked because she knows a guy that says "I love you" first on his own, is code for- Now is the time to convince her to try anal. I could be wrong butt I don't think that I am. HahahahH
GoW_Chick 15
What, what, in the butt...
Kog_Hiro 17
Enslaved, thats how it starts. First I love you, then the 6 part plan to getting her to do anal. And did anyone else notice that OP's name was spelt wrong?
perdix 31
That's the hole truth and nothing butt the truth.