Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
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facingforeverr 0
did you say thanks too..?
owlcityinsomniac 0
not right. i was crushed last time something like that happened
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orangesodaftw 0
That's awful, OP. I'd dump him and find someone a bit less of a slimeball.
marierad 0
ouch...im sorry. if that was for real and he has two girl friends. i would write her a message telling her hes cheating on her 1....then dump him 2...
mootorimuna 0
She probably knew.
rainrider 0
that's ****** up
Shae84 0
You probably suck in bed. Maybe if you let him backdoor you once in awhile he wouldn't be so inclined to stray.
PsychoMerk 0
How bout YOU let me in that backhole with a sandpaper-covered bat ;0
wtfsauce 0
win.
Shae84 0
A little sado-masochistic, but with that creativity you'll keep a man :)
PsychoMerk 0
Lol. My bf can't stick it there til I stick something in his >:) besides, I heard guys like it more cuz it "tickles" their prostate ;0
sixbabydonkeys 0
wow... u guys sound like fun
alphaspade 0
go with the old sayin "if he wants to go in the back buy a strap-on and say 'me first' and If he still wants to after a deal like that I guess you should let him in"
rhanana 0
well it does say girlfriendS
applesmoothiee 2
true true
Lambie 0
Dump him! What an ass.
myownenemy 0
YDI for not having your relationship status set to "in a relationship with _____"
monkye_fml 0
yeah cuz that's gonna stop the other girl from commenting. great idea. dipshit.
littlemissxtc 0
that doesn't mean the other girl can see it. it only works if HE sets the status to "in a rship with ..."
luna4545 4
not really. if someone sets their status to in a relationship with... then a notification is sent to that person. he would have to accept " yes we are in a relationship" in order for it to be shown in either page. if he wasn't willing to do that then op couldn't do it on her page either. which if he wouldn't do that after a few months, needless to say two years, then there are apparently other issues anyway
pink_shades 0
:( chop it off.
BadPinkKitty07 0
yes. slowly. ;)
squeakybaby1309 0
she could've been joking around... i would do that with one of my guy friends.. just ask him about it, it could be nothing at all.
boatkicker 5
Perhaps she was joking?