Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
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facingforeverr 0
did you say thanks too..?
owlcityinsomniac 0
not right. i was crushed last time something like that happened
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Comments (103)
stuffy25 0
u should say thanks for nothing in his wall
0mfgz 0
Ask him about it, maybe some girl did it to piss you off. If he doesn't have a good excuse, dump his ass.
intensitive 11
I wish there was a way for you to jump on a guy's account and say "Girlfriend? What about me? Your gay lover??" lol
imNotWavy 0
lol @ #60! I'd put what about me ur overweight lova, lol.
DeeBizz 0
damn .
Mauskau 36
your pic is epic
bombtastic 10
aha I think I know Dee by that display pic. if so, ima have to hit you up on myspace. :)
masterblaster39 0
Stay tuned for OPs three-some FML!
N0vemberaccou_19 4
Ask him about it. She could have been joking.
BeccaSue 0
that's just a little harsh
Menick47 0
LOL! Now he has to join a group called "I am sooo F*cked!"
thundercats29 0
OP, either she's joking or your boyfriend is stupid. The group should be, "Guys who are proud of their GirlfriendSSSS" But with one "S"