Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
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facingforeverr 0
did you say thanks too..?
owlcityinsomniac 0
not right. i was crushed last time something like that happened
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Ripunzel 0
man that sucks, sorry :(
smexii24 0
I'd dump his @$$
blastvortex 4
And your comment was, "I was impressed until I found out that it was your other girlfriend, [boyfriend's name here]. BTW, we're through, asshole."
id0ntn0_ym33 0
well that was rude of that chick; who knows just ask your bf and see if he nervous, then you'll know the truth
42billybob 5
simple step by step instructions for the emotionally frustrated (since at this moment in time you probably won't be thinking logically)[decisions are marked with letters]: 1. ask him about it in person 2 a. find the bitch who's been messing with you b. you're now in an open relationship c. dump him for cheating on you d. forgive him for cheating on you it is important to note that step 1 comes BEFORE step 2.
ash92_fml 0
i find this hard to believe, he has both of you as friends on facebook?! doesn't he have a relationship status???
shankapotamous15 3
i say you beat the bastard!!! :D
shiny_bubbles 1
so you have been with your bf for two years??? haven't you wrote comments on his wall that involve the words I love you.
RubyRedd 0
Damn.
mzhonesty 0
Okay, there's a SLIGHT chance that the girl wasn't talking to your boyfriend. Could be a friend, or a girl talking to someone else on the wall post.