Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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txgirl2013 14
too much junk in your trunk?
NomOnShroomz 14
Was the manager Sir Mixalot?
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Comments (145)
iloveyouchung 0
that's rude]':
RainbowHeadache 2
Once I notice the jeans wont fit past my thighs or are a little tight on my calves I stop & get another size. Why would you insist on pulling them up so far that you needed outside help to remove them? YDI.
crzy4life 0
do u not no ur size
Jellybeanx 3
/: thats kinda awkward, try something your size? not trying to be mean.
5t3ff1k4h 45
If you don't know your size, hold the garment up to yourself to see whether it looks like it will fit. What you picked up was probably three inches too small on either side so you obviously picked the first thing you saw. Your fault. That's what sales people are there for - to help. They can help you find your size.
mikelust1977 7
Accidents Happen. But he should of helped you not the Manager. But you should also know what size you wear before trying on clothes
stevenmx86 8
How do you not deserve it? Try jeans that fit next time...
lovinj 2
was the manger hot?! thts all that matters...
punky3240 1
Let me guess...he works at Aberbcrobie & Fitch?
punky3240 1
Abercrombie
Imrussian24 2
salad. ever heard of it?