Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
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Top comments
splat_fml 0
Probably only increased your chances with that dude. Unless your legs were hairy. Or lack knee caps. No good.
driscoll1985 0
I wish I was that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (107)
driscoll1985 0
I wish I was that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
khujo97 0
WTF!!!! how did she not know she had on pants
captaincook_fml 1
If only that happened to every girl I flirted with
Gavik 0
Epic Fail.
troyboyd05 0
Epic win for the guy.
splat_fml 0
Probably only increased your chances with that dude. Unless your legs were hairy. Or lack knee caps. No good.
Feklfekl2222 32
How does a leg lack knee caps?
Sanrio90 8
How does that happen?
IllegalLight 0
How is that even possible? Desperate much?
Allord 0
I would love a girl to hit on me sans pants. Sounds like a gateway into a lot of fun.
grazynaanka 0
that's awesome.
ccrazykorean 0
i hate stupidity. how stupid can people get? and i agree - how the hell does that even happen? maybe he wasnt flirting, btw - maybe he was being nice and courteous like a store employee should. you sound desperate.
FatNinjaCupcake 0
You hate stupidity? Hypocrite much? Learn how to capitalize, idiot.
amy397123 0
Lol'd at 3. I have done that before, you get so caught up and just forget, unfortunatly an old lady was waiting outside and she looked quite excied to see me. Be lucky you had a dude.
padlarf 14
E P I C !