Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML
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kfchicken 31
That's what some might call a red flag.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Temper tantrum? How old is he? If you've talked about it with him before, now's the time to reiterate your allergy. If he continues to tantrum, time to walk away.
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kfchicken 31
That's what some might call a red flag.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Temper tantrum? How old is he? If you've talked about it with him before, now's the time to reiterate your allergy. If he continues to tantrum, time to walk away.
TomeDr 25
You need to seriously consider why you’re with this man-child.
RichardPencil 32
So, you snubbed his gift just to avoid a little allergic reaction. It's all about you, isn't it? I'd say your attitude is a bit... ...wait on it... ...shellfish.
yigexiaoqin 6
lol
distortedcognition 17
Ooh, I see what you did there! Clever, sir. Clever
Mathalamus 25
Maybe he forgot? And he took the refusal as some sort of insult?
Mungolikecandy 19
He tries to force something you are allergic to on you then has a screaming temper tantrum when you refuse? Rather manipulative behaviour. Maybe it is time to consider the future of your relationship?
thisisbutaname 38
I think the bigger problem here is you're a paedophile, as you're obviously dating a child
Justin Carpenter 11
then he ain't worth it
MitiMiki 16
You may want to cut and run with this one.
distortedcognition 17
So he doesn’t pay attention to the important things AND he’s childish? You pick them well