sam
Sun Prairie, United States
Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
jobless
United States
Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML
Loser
Canada
Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML
captainfail
Germany
Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML
anonymouschicka
United States
Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML
tammylauraine
United States
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
KayIsKiwi99
Houston, United States
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
MelodyPW
Algeria
Attention to detail
Today, I wrote an email for a job offer. I checked it, double-checked it, triple-checked it, and then sent it. It's only THEN that I realised my CV wasn't attached. FML
waitingformyfoodstamps
United States
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
Typidiot
At least they're reading them…
Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML
Top comments
exileonmainst 16
Have any companies swiped right and sent you an eggplant emoji?
really_dad? 14
Some might appreciate it
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Leeono 26
If you forwarded it to a pimp it could still work....
really_dad? 14
Some might appreciate it
Lingjun 4
Hello
Glowworm56 27
Well, who doesn't like long walks on the beach?
RichardPencil 32
Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo?
RichardPencil 32
Well, I'd never work for a company that doesn't love dogs! That's a deal-breaker.
exileonmainst 16
Have any companies swiped right and sent you an eggplant emoji?
MaddieLovesNPH 24
If you’re lucky some hiring manager will want to meet you and then you can work your way into the company as you gain his/her trust and build a relationship.
AzrielB 8
Did you get any callbacks for a coffee date interview?
tonyfan00 38
Taking the term "hard work" to another level!
davecross 11
Maybe you will get lucky and you can bang you way into a job