Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20
I don't think he meant to do it in a sexual manner... their young children... it's curiosity..
xoamy906 25
I didn't even know boys had different part than me when I was 6. Wow.
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IneededAName99 5
I don't see why people are making such a fuss over this. It's totally normal. I saw vag when i was like 5, we were just curious. All kids are curious, it's not a sexual thing, they just wanna know what's going on with the other gender.
ViviMage 40
When I was 4 years old I knew daddy had different parts to pee with. I just thought he did #2s through that too!! She should enjoy childhood, not have adult content this early!
IneededAName99 5
It's not adult content through their eyes.. They have no idea what they're used for, or how to have sex. It's just curiosity..
B5B0N35 18
Did you tell the kids parents!?
jw90 18
Shows you for prying haha. But really? What the hell has happened to children these days?
summerguy97 16
They were peeking like when little kids play doctor, you idiot.
solarrunner 16
I see nothing wrong with this! I played "doctor" with a girl who had a crush on me in pre-school, nothing wrong with this at all.
RedPillSucks 33
Did she survive the appendectomy?
SleeplessBeauty 12
Hey, at least she was honest.
tragicnightmare 15
Kids these days...
SuperDanielNL 23
Well, perhaps she was joking mainly to do with the fact she is only six, then again your boyfriend may be a pedo, keep an eye on him. Be sure because you don't want to unjustly blacklist someone on a hunch.
Callyn 47
Not OP's boyfriend, OP's Sister's boyfriend. He's probably six as well.
SuperDanielNL 23
Sorry misread that one, still, six year olds do the darnest things, keep an eye on them.
vencku 13
It's the sister's boyfriend. Not OP's. Which means he's probably also around six years old. Hardly a pedo.
vencku 13
I should have refreshed the page before writing that. Obviously. My apologies.
SuperDanielNL 23
No problem, errare humanum est.
vencku 13
I'm joining the "nothing wrong with it" camp. I saw a boy's penis in elementary school. Being curious as a child - when you don't even have sexual desires - doesn't equal being stupid or a **** at a later age. On the contrary, you already know, so less curiosity as a teenager (in my case).
WhiteCrimson 23
Odd how kids loose their innocence at such a young age now days. Damn, i didnt even know what a ****** was until i had sex-ed in grade7.... Scary.
IneededAName99 5
How did she lose her innocence? It's not like they were thinking sexually.. Again, it was just curiosity. People need to lighten up.
doodlecloud 27
Personally I find it more scary that you didn't see a ****** till grade 7. Even if you didn't see a friends when you were little...like didn't you ever read a book or something? Didn't your parents explain the difference between boys and girls to you or where babies come from? You must have been one very simple-minded and content child to not be the tiniest bit curious...