Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20
I don't think he meant to do it in a sexual manner... their young children... it's curiosity..
xoamy906 25
I didn't even know boys had different part than me when I was 6. Wow.
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Comments (90)
krisnick 17
I feel like Im the only teenager that hasn't even kissed a boy.
AwkGirl 9
Gotta say I'm side-eyeing you cause of asking "did he take off his shirt?" In the first place rather than something like, "have you guys kissed yet?" Now I'm wondering how old your baby sister's "boyfriend" is, and the number I'm thinking of goes straight to pedophile city.
ball_is_life 2
what little kids do on their own time
wopchop12 8
I was raised in a very strict and religious home, and when I was six, me and this girl my age, would always do that. I would show her mine, and she would show me her stuff.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
When my sister and I were toddlers, we would bathe together, and I saw a ****** back in preschool during a bathroom break because one of the toilets didn't have a stall around it, and neither did any of those times "ruin my innocence". Kids being curious about the opposite sex at that age isn't really a bad thing, unless they actually do talk about sex or use slang sexual terms like dick or ****. And to all of you people saying "kids these days" or something along those lines, you're acting like you were never curious about the opposite sex when you were kids.
qpdoll 19
I swear, they're getting younger and younger.
ash268 18
You're the one who was having an inappropriate conversation with a 6 year old.
XUnluckyAngelX 9
That's Uhm....interesting. What the hell are you teaching her?!