Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20
I don't think he meant to do it in a sexual manner... their young children... it's curiosity..
xoamy906 25
I didn't even know boys had different part than me when I was 6. Wow.
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Comments (90)
fishstick557 14
What has this world come to..
cuppycakeslove 20
This isn't a new thing. It's human nature.
rhapsodys 12
Kids...they grow up so fast nowadays.
CocaColaPepsi 13
I'm not even allowed to date until Im 16 , wow six year old has more game than i do!
LookAttMyyLifee 12
You need to have a serious conversation with the boys parents &' your own. &' the boys 6 , what could he possibly have down there ?
cuppycakeslove 20
A penis..?
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Yeah , but it cant be as big as your mouth .
itsmichellebitch 16
Hasn't everyone seen a dick at 6? I TOTALLY did.
Mads_1234 28
My preschool made us leave the door open to the bathroom in case something happened.
Already_Dead 15
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not. I did see a dick once, but it was my fault for opening the bathroom door when guys were taking a piss. When I was 8, curiosity sunk in and I watched ****. I've honestly seen more dicks than I can count, and I'm still a virgin. I'll agree with everyone else in the comment section; we're growing up in a sexualized society and children learn things too early in life.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
You need to have a serious conversation with the boys parents &' your own.
NoDontKillMe 19
Have a conversation with your parents about what your 6 year old daughter saw "playing house"? Because thats what you typed.
KLeePrice 11
The little girl is Op's sister. They have the same parents.. >.
gracehi 33
That's ridiculous! That boy needs to get his mom to buy him some underwear with pee hole! That way, he won't have to take his pants all the way off to show his girlfriend his penis! I mean seriously! What a hassle!
websphere69 27
I can remember playing doctor with a girl from upstairs in the apt Bldg I lived in as a small child, probably 6 or younger, and showing each other our bodies..... What did we know back then.... lol
nnnope 26
I smell a new episode of Dr. Phil
NatalySNA 21
This is exactly why I am questioning whether I even want kids anymore. I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of sex crazed freaks and materialistic plastic dolls! >.
rocker_chick105 31
I don't think they were "sex crazed freaks. " They were curious children. Calm down.
NeighSoulSister 6
Besides, the only way kids are gonna turn out that way is if you don't raise them right.
MrConcise 35
@31 - I'm glad you don't want a kid now. From your comment, I can only assume you'd raise a serial killer.
Cali_Italian 8
Get off your goddamned high horse. You never played "doctor" when you were little? It's simple curiosity. Don't pervert it.
BreynHope 11
In my human sexuality class I took a few years ago, we learned that young children have their own sexuality and curiosity. Although, it may sound disturbing, it is natural and it's not coming from a perverted way. I'm sure they didn't even realize that it is 'wrong'.