Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20
I don't think he meant to do it in a sexual manner... their young children... it's curiosity..
xoamy906 25
I didn't even know boys had different part than me when I was 6. Wow.
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thew_fml 14
kids have always done this and they always will. i'll show you mine if you show me yours. playing doctor. etc. this is not a modern phenomena. what is modern is this idiotic attitude that there is something wrong with a healthy curiosity in children
XxcaitanatorXx 12
find that boy and tear his ass up
RedPillSucks 33
Does anyone else think that the sister may have been trolling OP? "After a few minutes..." sounds like sister was taking some time to think of a good comeback. There's a TROOOOLLLL in the dungeon!
Xotoolyxo 16
Oh my, maybe you should have an early talk with her
XxTaliaxX 16
Is it me or do kids grow up way to fast nowadays?
lonely_heart_89 6
I've worked with young kids for the last 5 years, plus I studied Early Childhood Education. Trust me when I say that this is pretty normal. Kids at that age are just curious about not only their own bodies, but others' bodies as well. I'd say, take it with a grain of salt.
Sick_Nature 11
The good old days of playing doctor or show me yours and I'll show you mines.
Cali_Italian 8
I don't understand why everyone is having such a conniption over this. Kids at that age have not even gotten close to sexual maturity, so they're not doing it for that reason. Kids get curious about stuff they've never seen before. And really? "What has the world come to?" This is not some new hypersexual development in young children! Kids have been playing "doctor" far longer than you can try to blame this generation for.
HarroIAmBob 21
first 6 year old have smartphones and now they have boyfriends?? geez... smfh
lonely_heart_89 6
6-yr-olds have had boyfriends/girlfriends since the beginning of time. In fact, in some countries, 6-yr-olds are legally wed!
Omegamike101 7
Lol so ur pissed because ur sister's a *****? Not only that but u asked why so YDI
IneededAName99 5
Yes.. a curios 6 year old is a *****.. you people are pathetic.