Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20
I don't think he meant to do it in a sexual manner... their young children... it's curiosity..
xoamy906 25
I didn't even know boys had different part than me when I was 6. Wow.
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Comments (90)
DorkAlert 10
HE IS 6 WHAT THE HECK
DorkAlert 10
HE IS 6 WHAT THE HECK
brhu 5
Please have the talk with her. The scary version. Tell her about STDs and all of the things that can go wrong. She needs that if she's six with a boyfriend and doesn't think penises are gross.
IneededAName99 5
Giving her a sex talk would only give her information she doesn't need to know, this was just curiosity. You people are effen' idiots.
worldclassrager 41
I figured after taking his pants off it was obvious what happened...
Thestem 6
she follows by example
Raykyogrou03 12
Or lack thereof lol
LyraAlluse 25
They are getting younger and younger these days.
thew_fml 14
no, six year olds are the same age they've always been
sythe511 28
Now six year olds have boyfriends? What the hell! What has this world come to!
Brownie101abc 7
You can't only blame the kids but what about the parents? This generation is getting worse but why aren't the parents doing anything
amifaiyaz 12
That's so sad, really...