Today, my Tinder date seemed annoyed that my offer of dinner at my house really was an offer of dinner, not easy sex. Apparently, acting like a real woman with a mind and feelings, as opposed to a hole for his penis to temporarily inhabit, completely ruined his night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML
Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML
Today, when my date realised he wasn’t getting sex, even though it was the mythical third date when sex is supposedly guaranteed, he asked for the bill while I was still halfway through my main course, paid his share to the penny, and left. He'd driven me there, so I had to get a bus home. FML
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Royal Sataness 4
Tinder is pretty awful sometimes. It's a hook up app and that's exactly what guys are there for. It doesn't occur to many of them that maybe we would like to get to know them a minute and feel safe. I did meet my amazing boyfriend on there though so it's not ALL bad. I make it pretty clear I'm looking for casual but ongoing and spending some time with me is expected.
RichardPencil 32
There is one: it's called Tinder
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RichardPencil 32
You're guilty of false advertising -- Tinder is a hook-up app. You need to go to the Dinnr or Friendzone apps.
Plop 17
Seems like there should be an app for guys like him called Thirsty-a**holer.
Brightside86 31
There is an app for guys like him it's called Tinder. Sounds like OP should be on PoF or something.
RichardPencil 32
There is one: it's called Tinder
Royal Sataness 4
Tinder is pretty awful sometimes. It's a hook up app and that's exactly what guys are there for. It doesn't occur to many of them that maybe we would like to get to know them a minute and feel safe. I did meet my amazing boyfriend on there though so it's not ALL bad. I make it pretty clear I'm looking for casual but ongoing and spending some time with me is expected.
randybryant799 21
You invited a stranger to your house for dinner!
Plop 17
They could've been chatting for a while on an app. It happened to me a couple times to be invited over to a girl's place the first time we met, or for her to come over to my place. Doesn't change anything to the fact the guy's a unredeemable a**hole.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
He definitely is, but most advice on online dating I've seen stresses meeting in a neutral, public place. When OP had gone home without having sex with this guy she'd have ruined his night without the effort of catering it.
Taker 4
Well, when 90% of the dates on the app end up like this, it's safe to assume that it's not a dating app - its a hookup app
Brightside86 31
Reminds me of using tinder in college and lots of people are just looking to make friends. Tinder could really use a couple of different sections.