Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
Did you hear the frogs in the wall?
dectivebobby 6
Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots
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Comments (151)
lilhellian 27
Did you hear the frogs in the wall?
hanymandy 6
Haha! Great reference
Fsvb 32
I do not get the joke. I might be dumb, I don't care, but please, can someone explain?
lilhellian 27
It's a reference to an FML from yesturday.. Feel free to look back a few..
Fsvb 32
Yeah, I just saw it a minute ago :P But thank you anyways :)
ButterPopcorn 14
Why did #18 get thumbed down? (and I guess I'm next for asking that question)
ThatsMyPie 20
103 - Simply because he commented something that added no meaning to the conversation when a simple up-vote would have sufficed.
Fsvb 32
I think that's a bad reason to vote someone down. Unless it's something stupid, short AND meaningless like "Omg" or just "lol"
dectivebobby 6
Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots
egc573 40
Wow, I don't understand how someone like the OP can be such a doormat. OP, instead of posting on FML, I suggest you grow a spine and kick their asses out. Or were you going to wait for them to finish, too?
damn_homie 2
That is rude as hell. You need to develop a backbone. Don't let that happen on your couch.
RedPillSucks 33
Give OP a break. It's someone she hasn't seen in a long time.
Ameel_fml 19
Honestly, I think that makes it worse. If I haven't seen someone in a long time, and they decide to invite their boyfriend over to have sex on my couch, I'd make sure I didn't see them for even longer!
docscientist 10
Long lost friend because of a new boyfriend. Sounds contradictory.
ShyAnn29 15
If I had an old friend who acted like that, she wouldn't be my friend anymore after that! That's just rude!
docscientist 10
Neat, downvoted despite making sense. What a great pool.
muzy 23
#102: Quit your bitching and walk it off.
kaedemat 3
maybe OP is wondering whether she could join in。。
notsostraight 8
just go sit down there with them and make them feel awkward..
ambitiousnygrl 17
Better yet, pour cold water over them and tell them both to get out. Then find yourself some new friends!
jatinbhanot 6
totally agree with ambitiousnygrl.. douchebags!
kishorekumar_a 10
Let your dog jump on the couch and fart...
lilhellian 27
Get a camera and record them with a creepy smile.. Have your hand in pocket doing whatever.. Make sure to mutter some stuff and moan a little..
isabella42 9
Or call a bunch of people over, and at the last minute jump out and yell "surprise"!
ninjajoehenes48 8
#19 nice reference to another fml. But does op have a dog? That's the question. Lol
mduerden 18
Enjoy the free show! *eats popcorn*
samcro3 8
Jump in!
greenie213 23
Sounds like she's a still lost best friend. Sorry OP.
mzmush 2
Throw them out or join them, but by joining them you can spend more time with your friend.
kman8599 8
But don't forget to hit record first!
Jacksparrow72 21
Get a bucket of cold water and pour it on them. That'll make sure they leave.
goose12321 11
But that'd ruin the couch..... but then again it's already been defiled...
unixdude 9
Do you still have time to set up a video feed? There's money to be made off your horndog friend.
obviousboy 8
Might as well pop some popcorn.
jarockstar27 10
I agree, might as well watch! Make them feel uncomfortable! And get free ****...
bassmaestro 10
Why don't you join in?