Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, my roommate hooked up with a guy she met at a party. After telling me about it, she says to me, "Maybe next time we go out we'll hit someone over the head and drag him back here for you." Apparently the only way I can get a guy is if he's unconscious. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my best friend and my ex-boyfriend went on a business trip, got drunk, and ended up sleeping together. Now they want to start dating. FML
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blankettt 0
I think the OP meant ex-roomate, ex-best friend, and ex-boyfriend. If I'm wrong, then she can only blame herself.
FYLDeep 26
Didn't your roomate know he was your boyfriend? That would be ******* cold of her.
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Comments (78)
fairies633 8
................... zzzzzzzxxauii
cactus_fml 0
I hope that's sarcastic because it doesn't make sense.
hjrn 0
and yet you are still calling him your boyfriend and her your best friend.
bella_coza 0
cirrohsis of the liver,it what happens to alot of alcoholics.your liver gives out and you end up bleeding out,which is where you bleed ourt of every orfice in your body.very messy,and snicks it takes a hell of alot longer than five years for your liver to give out.it took my dad a good 45 years of straight drinking before his liver kicked it.
Bro_Namath 0
@Snicks sometimes you make no sense...death by Cirrhosis of the liver in 5 years? Really...you're that dumb? Being diagnosed with Cirrhosis via contracting HCV is pretty rare/hard to do; especially, between heterosexual, monogamous couples. @bella_coza, Cirrhosis isn't only caused by drinking, but is the most common reason why people are diagnosed with this disease. Cirrhosis is also caused by Hepatitis C. I think that ignorant child snicks is implying that OP's ex will die of cirrhosis after contracting hepatitis c from sleeping with one girl other than OP; in which case, snicks assumes OP's ex will die in 5 years.
WordsOfHope 0
I didn't ask who the guy was now did I?
heypeoplezzz 0
Can you specify 'she'? o.O
wtfhowsad 0
you need to drop both of them!
jamjam12 15
where did it say the op had sex?? ton of people do it before marriage. and even if she did, she shouldnt deserve to be cheated on. nobody does. sorry op
amazinggbaby 2
I agree with snickerdoodles on this one.