Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, my roommate hooked up with a guy she met at a party. After telling me about it, she says to me, "Maybe next time we go out we'll hit someone over the head and drag him back here for you." Apparently the only way I can get a guy is if he's unconscious. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my best friend and my ex-boyfriend went on a business trip, got drunk, and ended up sleeping together. Now they want to start dating. FML
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blankettt 0
I think the OP meant ex-roomate, ex-best friend, and ex-boyfriend. If I'm wrong, then she can only blame herself.
FYLDeep 26
Didn't your roomate know he was your boyfriend? That would be ******* cold of her.
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Comments (78)
jasonsaied 1
Jesus u people are stupid perdix was making fun if snickerdoodles. she usually says stuff like that
meroxusux 0
Well op if you were makin him a sammich instead of sleeping he would be with you and I'd say he likes her tuna
sexyblonde78 0
instead of posting this on FML u should be smaking your bf and yelling at your slutty friend! cuz all ican say is WAT A HO!
zachhasse 0
#55 I totally agree with you
Swaqq 0
lmao wow ohhkkayy
intolerance 0
aw that really must suck sorry ;(
einauglein 0
Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that. You should make her some cookies or cake or something to tell her there's no hard feelings, then spike them with super-strong laxatives.
FockinA 0
still dating after 3 years? what's wrong with you, well you can't blame him can you ?
BraddaKaikz 0
mess her up big time
melbabyx 0
Let's just hope she has sex with several guys, catches an STD, and passes it along to your boyfriend, or should be ex boyfriend.