Today, I got home to my son with a bruised face and my daughter locked in her room. Apparently, when she got home from work, her unemployed brother asked her when she was going to cook dinner, so she punched him in the head. He’s so entitled that he actually thought he’d get sympathy from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML
Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, I found my daughter punching her brother repeatedly. Apparently, he'd put the wrong fuel in her van so after 20 years of him being a moron, she decided to beat the stupid out of him. Thing is it’s worked; he’s too bruised and scared of her to do anything, period, just in case. FML
Today, my son was getting jumped by four boys. My daughter came outta nowhere like freakin John Cena and started rag dolling those little punks. Instead of being thankful and grateful that his sister saved his ass, he decided to complain that she made him look like weak. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, I apparently didn’t teach my son the difference between defending himself from bullies and knocking out the bully's teeth, breaking his nose, cracking his ribs, and grinding his fingers under his boot until the bone splintered. Yes, the cops are involved and my ex-wife blames me, of course. FML
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lalalaila777 24
how old is your unemployed son? who raised him with this entitled attitude? seems like he was able to get away with a lot more then his sister, and isn't being taught that his place is equal not better
cuz803 46
At the very most, perhaps an overreaction but it is what it is. If you want. scold your son so he can get a job and a girlfriend without that exigent attitude.
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cuz803 46
At the very most, perhaps an overreaction but it is what it is. If you want. scold your son so he can get a job and a girlfriend without that exigent attitude.
lalalaila777 24
how old is your unemployed son? who raised him with this entitled attitude? seems like he was able to get away with a lot more then his sister, and isn't being taught that his place is equal not better
Nikki 17
But both the sister and the mum reacted appropriately (punch not included) to his request, doesn’t sound like his upbringing as much as his lazy attitude
Jonatan 4
That is not how an adult should react to a stupid question. I think both your kids were wrong.
RichardPencil 32
And where's the part where you told your daughter to leave her room and get to the kitchen. Dinner's not gonna make its damn self!
ODBeefalo 10
tell your daughter violence isn't the answer (Mostly to say you did...) and then make it open when you explain to your son he needs to grow up and get a job, or start acting like a proper house bitch and having the place clean, dishes done, food cooked etc. more than 1 way to contribute to a household.
historygrad74 19
I would have punched him too and told him to get a job. I know violence isn't the answer, but entitled people are so annoying. Make your son get a job or kick him out.
kevinwm0 15
Would you ever reacted the same way if the genders were reversed? If your daughter asked your son when are you going to take out the trash, and he punched her? I can't tell from this post how severe his lack of responsibility is or how light-heartedly he might have asked about dinner, but physical abuse is never okay.