Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML
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Top comments
z_vet 0
So what? Kudos to your grandma, she's very open-minded for a 78 year old lady, you have to be proud of her.
alwaysalady 0
When I was 12 I found this coffee table book with a dust jacket of horses on it at my grandpa's. It was just a just jacket. The book was full of sex positions. To my horror, I recieved the real horse book with the jacket on it for Christmas that year. Grandparents...
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Comments (28)
nick17 0
Wow ur grandma is awesome
shnibz101 0
LOL you have a naughty gramma
daniel1_1 13
that's halararious imafo
martic835 2
LoL, that reminds when my mom let my sister and I know that she used to dress up in kinky outfits for my dad. It only got worse when she suggested we do the same for our boyfriends.
dannnn_fml 0
haha really
dannnn_fml 0
maybe that was her grandmas?
breenntt 0
old people have sex, still? =s
califormula 0
what's the problem??? v
Riemurasia 0
Hahahaha, nice! :P
lkrunner101 7
grandmas been having a little fun ;)