Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Bluesheep_fml 4
What a bitch
Mi24hind 0
Dump her and don't bail her out.
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Comments (211)
nottobeknown4 5
at least she didn't call you to ask to come bail you out.
RezaCookies 0
could have left the "not with me though" part out. still, go find a new girl, bring her to see your ex in jail, dont say a word and leave.
Gabriellax3 6
she must not have respect for herself and you . leave that girl and don't bail that hoe out
lamaravilla1 0
thats a b
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
well f***
dennis96411 12
The "not with me" part was unnecessary, but ouch! Sorry bud.
welandedonthemoo 5
and that's why it's hard for a me to find a good girl. cause of hoes like that
romanianboi 0
shoulda wrote it; Today, I learned that my girlfriend was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML. urs sucks
pongdadong 6
that is messed up in so many ways
perdix 31
Maybe after she gets out of the pokey, she continue to have sex with you in pubic.