Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Bluesheep_fml 4
What a bitch
Mi24hind 0
Dump her and don't bail her out.
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Comments (211)
hommiecogley 8
wow that sucks. if my bf ever did that I could cut his thing off. sorry to say but ur gf is a ****. u can do a lot better.
hommiecogley 8
wow that sucks. if my bf ever did that I could cut his thing off. sorry to say but ur gf is a ****. u can do a lot better.
AlexRen 21
you should've left her in there instead of bail, then to burn her have sex with her bestfriend then bail her out:P
HomeAl0ne 20
When your girlfriend or wife has sex with someone else, don't think of it as cheating. Think of it as you giving her a head start.
EZ2XLR8 7
Would you rather be the one having sex with her and also getting arrested or grow up and be an adult and accept the cheat. Both my ex-husbands cheated on me... and guess what! It's not as bad as people think it is... you just have to have a high self esteem and don't take any shit from people and let it go.
yepadoodles 3
wait a sec isn't there another FML about how someone's girl friend wanted to spice up there sex life by having sex in a public park?
scdragon 0
let her rot in jail
small_bar_101 0
Well at least she was humiliated in the process of you finding out..fyl though /:
Allymeme 3
that really sucks... just sleep with her best friend. btw you didn't have to add "not with me though" when you started this confession with saying she cheated on you.
Jollymanroper 1
**** her best friend, sister, mom... whatever it takes buddy !!