Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Bluesheep_fml 4
What a bitch
Mi24hind 0
Dump her and don't bail her out.
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Comments (211)
bitchslapped22 14
That last sentence wasn't really necessary to add
wrgfml 0
YDI, OP. If you can't keep up gf's needs, she's going to have to get satisfaction elsewhere. Take your inadequate masculinity to the emo poetry corner and cry yourself to sleep.
akichan15 5
what a ****.
maddie2015 0
that's awfully bitchy of her. I wouldn't sown another minute in her. ***** aren't keepers.
loveuforever 0
Wooooooow! That's awful!
mikaylajarvis 0
well it sucks but the show does go on n she was put n jail don't go for the jail bait! it hurts been there done that!
iMagzzzy 0
They are always horny fresh out of the kitchen.
christian_rose01 1
what a ****
Ejbearden 0
awful
gardenwhipped 5
well, you might want to get a copy of the arrest record and send it out to her family in case they didn't get the memo.