Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML
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Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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Top comments
Drifting 21
I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol
Zimmington 21
You need to work on that gag reflex
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Comments (90)
Drifting 21
I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol
friedpwnadge 25
Better on the domestic corndog than on his corndog.
Drifting 21
Touché! Lol
zen1979 16
Mmmmm corndog....so good, how could it NOT be sexual?
Pussycat86 18
Not everyone can do the sexual eating right
Zimmington 21
You need to work on that gag reflex
Ellisonjulian 4
You have the perfect profile picture for that comment
BntyHntrSeattle 30
"Practice makes perfect" says the gleefully smiling boyfriend.
99megster 15
That's just humiliating, why would you do that to yourself O.o
TheDrifter 24
Because if it had worked she would have his undying devotion?
feelingold 18
because he's a corndog horndog
mfmylifesrsly 30
Well then. Aren't you a submissive one....
courtz94 24
I got a good launch out of this comment.
gameover18 17
practice makes perfect.
AplJax3 2
Next time tuck your thumb into your fist and squeeze it. For some reason, it cancels out your gag reflex. I'm being dead serious, too. Try it.
BlissfulLiss 18
I've never heard of that...how do you know this?
picturescrazy 24
It works, that's my trick too :)
GhostChickens 17
I heard that's a psychological thing. If you believe it'll work, your mind cancels out the gag reflex. That why it doesn't work for people who don't believe it will. It'll carry on working even if you stop believing because your mind is already aware that you are capable of stopping your own gag reflex. I'm not entirely sure on that. I know you can mentally train yourself not to gag though.
quinn1184 25
It works, cool!
OneGirlTwoCups 13
49, that comment made the gag thing not work anymore.
greenfishbait 19
My friend told me that, I totally believed it, because she showed me. When I tried, I threw up everywhere.
happle 21
Better to throw up on the corn dog than your boyfriend.
TecheyTim 14
This is true.
skyenoelle 15
You obviously haven't had much experience with that before.
AboveAll04 14
8, are you implying you have a ton of experience. Maybe you should show OP how it's done lol
DrownedMyFish 18
8, we all can't have has much experience with shoving things down our throats as you.
arsenicalhumor 30
Some people just have really big gag reflexes, nevertheless of what they have "experience" in..
brittyboo123 35
I guess your boyfriend might be a little hesitant when asking you to go deeper when you give him a *******.. unless he's into that kinda stuff.
TecheyTim 14
I'm not sure that having someone barf on your dick is a valid "fetish"....more like just ****** up.
saydook 3
you both are stupid
AboveAll04 14
shut up prude ! OP was just trying to have fun !