Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my friend of over 15 years told me that we can’t talk or game anymore because his new girlfriend has some serious jealousy issues, and me being a girl is a huge problem for her. I’ve never seen this guy face to face and we live on different continents. He even deleted me off Pokémon Go. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Yes, Pokémon go is still a thing. I redownloaded it recently to try and motivate me to walk more and get out more post pandemic. Honestly it’s worked, and my dogs couldn’t be happier about the extra walks in fun places.
RichardPencil 32
No, no one plays that anymore. She probably told you she was going to the park to play Poke-A-Man.
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Bogrbon 27
Yes, Pokémon go is still a thing. I redownloaded it recently to try and motivate me to walk more and get out more post pandemic. Honestly it’s worked, and my dogs couldn’t be happier about the extra walks in fun places.
RichardPencil 32
No, no one plays that anymore. She probably told you she was going to the park to play Poke-A-Man.
no0ne0890 29
my area has a pretty big sized pogo community still. I play it although unfortunately, I haven't found a female companion that does.
xaddrus 17
what
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Is what still a thing - Pokemon Go or sex in public? Pretty sure they're both still popular. :D