Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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Top comments
AGB10 19
Is he still hurting from you rejecting him for prom night?
Moklon 18
At least you look young! He probably didn't notice it was you until he pulled you over
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Comments (67)
hammonds92 21
That had to be a little odd. Did he ask for your number?
corporatescoundr 25
Probably was the plan all along...
botanistjessica 24
Honestly I don't think that thinking someone is skipping school is grounds for being pulled over. I know lots of grown adults who could easily pass as high-schoolers. Unless you live in a small town where everyone knows everyone else. In which case the officer still should've known you...
Jason89 16
#1 ... wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if OP was a guy too? haha
TallMist 32
#63 Why would that be hilarious? Who cares if the officer is gay or bi?
thestrangedude 10
"Oh I was mistaken for a minor, woe is me" trust me the day will come when you wish people thought you were younger.
Mauskau 36
I once asked a 36 year old for ID for fun, and they seemed so chuffed that I had asked them for ID haha. I'm yet to be asked for ID since I turned 18, sad times.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
@2 Ok Shakespeare.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
not really sure why 2 and 29 are getting thumbed down.. we shouldn't hate that were older but look younger! it rocks!
meliodafool_ 15
Look on the bright side. at least you know you'll look young while everybody else has wrinkles.
AGB10 19
Is he still hurting from you rejecting him for prom night?
Moklon 18
At least you look young! He probably didn't notice it was you until he pulled you over
Jinxsie 27
I don't even remember half the people I graduated with. At least you don't look your age. Does that count for something? The price of looking young.... I hope he remembered you in the end.
cheeeksss 29
It sounds like a typical day for me. And showing ID in order to buy a movie ticket. That's when I met Netflix and we are now best friends.
K_kanaka 26
Asian problems...
K_kanaka 26
Asian problems...
awesomesausage 14
why does everybody think that OP is female?
musoboy 22
I only see a few comments that suggest they think OP is female...
may14th 26
none of them used female pronouns or anything thought...
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Why does it matter? If OP doesn't tell us their gender right away, we can use whatever pronouns come to our minds.
brand125 17
NO ONE said op is female.
gichikku 14
No one did. You don't have to be a female for a male to ask you out.
JMichael 26
Did you use that as a chance to catch up with him? Apparently he's doing well.
photographer49 22
#9 yea because everyone knows if you are a cop your life is just peachy
Jake42100 17
At least you did go to jail right?
lizgb80 19
That would be a good thing?
Jake42100 17
I meant didnt,My bad there...