Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man I loved broke up with me, because he felt like his feelings for me were not enough for a serious relationship. As much as I'm thankful that he didn't drag me along, this hurts like hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Top comments
Ambrily 27
To me, it sounds like you're dodging a bullet. Fanaticism is never fun.
daddycaitlin 13
Dodged a bullet. Be with someone who isn’t afraid to tell you they love you.
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Comments (14)
Ambrily 27
To me, it sounds like you're dodging a bullet. Fanaticism is never fun.
daddycaitlin 13
Dodged a bullet. Be with someone who isn’t afraid to tell you they love you.
bloopaloop 27
Something tells me that’s not why they broke up with you
Marcella1016 32
Yep. Sounds like it scared him and he used it as an excuse. If not, he’s crazy and you’re good to be rid of him. You’ll find someone who deserves your love.
Kristoffer 35
Good riddance to that nutjob.
WistayShlaio82 13
That poor kid
RichardPencil 32
For God AND avocado toast.
newwitch2010 11
Wow, just wow. I’ve got nothing.
Ehhhhhh 2
Honestly don’t know what to say to this
BrotherPhil 35
And yet you said it anyway.
Dale Gulley 8
Did you tell him you had a pussy troll named Puffy Pants?
Adam Michael Valenzuela 7
You dodged a bullet OP.