Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Bluesheep_fml 4
What a bitch
Mi24hind 0
Dump her and don't bail her out.
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Comments (211)
andreafml2011 0
at least it wasn't in your bed.
cptcook 0
yeah least she was that thoughtful! hahaha
bfflrhea 0
that really sucks.
thefujimanlives 4
This is a situation where I'd pretend to forgive her and one night put in doggy position. From there BLAMO!!!! I'd donkey punch in the head a couple times and dump her ass on the spot. FYL op !!! You r much better off than with that HO!!
justanotherbird 19
Yes, because assault, especially during sex, is a great idea that won't get you arrested.
xlyssiex3 0
can you say hooker?
Bofferding_fml 6
i bet she'll love jailsex! i've heard storys about huge trucker ladies in jail who have much love to give!
ZackBassist3 0
make a sex tape with another girl and send it to that ***** with a letter.
whatsittuya 2
Did you ever consider that she might be a prostitute?
lolman222 0
looks like she got caught looking like a fool with her pants on the ground :P
BigPerro4life 0
can I have her number?
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permitame 0
That's so trashy . You deserve better.