Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
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Bluesheep_fml 4
What a bitch
Mi24hind 0
Dump her and don't bail her out.
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Comments (211)
Zaffro 8
Go smash some bird on her front lawn!
noahlazarowski 0
what the hell does a bird Have to do with this
jonathan6773 5
Your ex-girlfriend isn't smart either. Why in public?
MizzErikaHart 8
for the thrill!!
GoodLookingGeese 10
don't worry you'll find why.. one day..
leearm104 4
you're obviously a virgin.
goshpeople 4
I understood his question to mean, "Why do it in public if you're cheating on your boyfriend and presumably don't want to get caught?" Which would be a logical continuation of his thought that the girlfriend must not be very smart. Come on, seriously.
noahlazarowski 0
you probably are to
MrSousa10 8
sorry about that bro ;) haha
emmiep1011 7
prostitution *****!
Glitterhinoceros 14
Kinky
Yodaevil 4
I guess if it was a public three way, yeah. but cheating is not cool in anyform
practicesafesax 0
how classy!
sheisdagirl 0
well at least she got her sex... sry dude fyl
Glambert_lover 5
Well maybe it's just another bump In the road.
cimh 9
Hope she didn't call you to bail her out! Does that mean it's over for you or do you consider to take her back after all?
UnknownParticle 7
that would be just sad, and pityful.. ;/
pookoo 4
well of course it wasn't with u. otherwise it wouldn't be cheating.