Today, I wanted to entice my crush by being sexy and coy, so I texted him that I wasn't wearing any underwear. He immediately blocked me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I got a message from my crush, with whom I had a one night stand with a few months ago. I was really surprised and excited to see his name pop up on my phone. Turns out, he only messaged me to accuse me of giving him mono, and then he blocked me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
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mike3775 39
I blocked a female coworker at my current job for doing it. She is lucky I didn’t report it to HR to be honest. If a man can’t send a text like that to a woman, why would a woman think it’s ok to do it to a man?
Anderling 33
That’s not “coy”, chief, that’s harrassment.
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Anderling 33
That’s not “coy”, chief, that’s harrassment.
mike3775 39
I blocked a female coworker at my current job for doing it. She is lucky I didn’t report it to HR to be honest. If a man can’t send a text like that to a woman, why would a woman think it’s ok to do it to a man?
RichardPencil 32
That's the most sterile, cold way to get rejected by your crush. Now you know you need to move on. Surely, some guy is going to be turned on by that.
Jesse Duff 15
"obligatory" Hey, how you doin? but yeah, you cant just put that out there, mostly because if it goes wrong, you can turn it around as sexual harrasment.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's something you say after you're in a relationship, not when trying to get in one.