Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
ziqi92 0
first of all, txting such a question is stupid. guys do not appreciate being asked "why do u love me?" by their gf. why? bcuz it makes the girl sound hella insecure about the relationship and that kills it for the guys. if u have to ask this, ask in person, NOT BY TEXT. stop relying on technology when ur depressed
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
Well then don't ask retarded questions, nobody knows how to answer that shit.
kayPandastyle 15
DAAMN lol burn!
easylazy 0
That's a good thing it means there's plenty of reasons why he loves you, and it's stupid to ask him to list all of them!
Masta_Blasta 0
ydi for always asking such dumb questions. how many times u wanna get the same ******* answers? we guys don't get that u just wanna feel better and start getting annoyed.
ShadowPoseidon 0
I don't blame him. I'd probably say the same thing too. I mean, isn't the fact that hes still with u already enough of an explanation? It's such a dumb question... Im a girl, even i don't know how to answer that shit.
melicakes 0
Thats stupid! You dont deserve that at all.
ShadowPoseidon 0
lemme guess ur a twilight fan =_=
wow_seriously321 0
I'm sorry. That's happened with me and my boyfriend before. Boys are just really insensitive sometimes. :/
DWdizzy 0
it sounds like you ask questions like that all the time. while i personally deal with it rather than confront the person im with like your BF does. it does get annoying after some time. if you want him to cheer you up just say it straight up. say "hey, im feeling down. can you cheer me up?". dont get me wrong, sounds like an ass for handling the situation that way, but to need constant reassurance is a bad feature too.
cr1sis 0
idk why anyone is saying hes a dick lol i know what its like to be asked stupid ass questions its annoying lol
shineyourlight_x 0
#368 - for real. why is everyone saying he's a jerk? you decided to ask a stupid question and he was being honest. seriously. i hate people like you. haha. stop asking questions like that...you know the answer. if he didn't love you, he wouldn't be dating me. he doesn't need to give you a reason to why he loves you. he just does. let it be. i bet you're one of those emo kids. laaaame.