Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time. It's a small, old cottage in the countryside. I went up for a shower and didn't realise that the plug hole was blocked. Before I knew it, the bathroom floor was completely flooded and the ceiling below was dripping. FML
Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I absent-mindedly poured the putrid water from the sink’s air trap into the sink that I'd just removed the air trap out of, and flooded the cupboard I then had to crawl into. FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
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Kamazar 0
You mean that magical thing called a DRAIN! That's a good question #2
4st4nd4rd4th 0
That's what you get for being... sick in the sink. Whatever that means.
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Comments (19)
4st4nd4rd4th 0
That's what you get for being... sick in the sink. Whatever that means.
rachilio 26
It means they threw up in the sink.
micgelleya 15
It's gross to think about puke and water flooding the flat...
louisianagrrrrl 0
why doesn't your sink have one of those things that sucks up the water so it doesn't overflow?
Kamazar 0
You mean that magical thing called a DRAIN! That's a good question #2
reyemrein 0
^ hahahahahahahahahaha
jackeyy 0
lol nice one xD
Break_faith 23
No, he/she means the other hole near the top which stops the water from overflowing when the drain is blocked.
MoroseMoose 47
This comment was funnier than the actual FML. But #16 is right
SAF_fml 0
#1 is a dipass
jennnnrawr 0
and #4 needs to get a life
fmldude123 0
Is that really how they talk in England? wow...I'm amazed
hamster_10 2
What do you mean 'is this how they talk in England?' the language is English, your the ones that are saying it weirdly if you don't speak like that, obviously the way they speak it is right
jaka2789 8
I believe she is referring too how you say some things like for instance sick on the sink we would jut say threw up in the sink
exos_blackpearl 10
Did you know that ,actually Americans speak correct English. When the colonists came to America they spoke the way Americans do and it remained that way till today. Through time England itself changed and the way they spoke changed as well. Its what Historians say.
sugar_407 0
fake. 1: there is this thing called a DRAIN. and 2: even if there was too much water, there are overflow holes in the top.
kgromer 2
Depends on where. In the bathroom there are those holes, but in most kitchens there are not.
xrudeboyrock 29
I'm curious as to why he was sick at his apartment but then went to his girlfriend's?
T9FTW 20
Sick in the sink?