Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
ecascio2010 9
sounds like a douche, I would wake up and dump him.
wdcthree 0
agreed. don't be so needy. i dated a girl that asked that all the time. i broke up with her real fast. woman like that will be single forever or wind up with a pathetic man. confidence = sexiness.
leftyharris 0
I think I'm the only one who thinks this is funny ;)
TheGingerBoy 0
That's awesome!
iAllyBabes 0
oh wow, dump his ass. cocksucker. :/
stephyrox10 0
Wow sounds like my bf. Jerk offs..
babyN_fml 0
maybe you should tell him whyy you love him instead, it'll make him feel better as well
youngboo 0
sounds like my EX
kaiky3 0
well I mean if u were feeling down u could have just sed so n he could have cheered u up. but damn, he's rude. sorry. he could have just sed "babe can u not ask that, u do it all the time. u already kno y." jeez. but still let's not ask stupid questions like that all the time lady :/
RealityChecker 0
It's one of the many loaded questions that can be asked. Others include "is that girl/boy pretty/handsome?" for an example.. They're loaded because there's either one or no really correct answers, and answering badly can lead to bad results. If you're feeling down then call him, text him telling him you need his comfort or something but DON'T play games like the "why do you love me" etc., saying it up front will have the best results and (at least in my opinion) a girl that will say things up front is pretty attractive because then her bf won't get asked many loaded questions. Your bf's response sucks... but, YDI for asking loaded questions and for fishing for compliments.