Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
HIMBOB 0
"lemme guess ur a twilight fan =_=" by 06/27/2009 at 10:45am by ShadowPoseido LURVE IT That comment made my day. My twilight loving ex asked me crap like that all the time, drove me nuts. It seems some people think partners are there to make you happy. THEY ARE NOT. They are there to make you happier, if your depressed don't expect them to carry you out of it, get professsional help.
maxdavies 0
i ******* agree. i hate it when girls send texts that fish for compliments
lulujay 0
geez you guys are mean, she was depressed and just wanted some help feeling better, as her bf he should have tried to cheer her up not bitch at her for asking a simple question
ydiwahaha 0
it is really annoying to answer this question again and again. especially while girls wanna get different answers that applaud them every time they ask. ydi for asking this question but not telling him what is letting you down
deanftw 0
badass
payne1337 0
tougghh loooooovvvveeee lmao
noobgang7 5
no kidding, so needy
Gitsandshiggles 0
**** that. it's called being needy. nobody likes needy whiney babies.
sweetpea160 0
I get he could have been annoyed because I would hate if my boyfriend said that to me too , but he doesn't need to be such an ass .
LilithRose 0
Wow.. I am sorry about that. Your boyfriends seems like he has an anger issue, and gets mad over those kind of questions. Maybe it was the way you asked the question that frustrated him, but even then he shouldn't have acted the way he did. You did text him the question and maybe he took it the wrong way. Judging by his response I don't think he did take it the wrong way to tell you the truth. Maybe it hurt him because he really does love you and he had to tell you multiple times why he did. Maybe he thinks you're having second thoughts about your relationship with him. Or maybe he is just a douche. You should have called him and told him you were feeling down, and you should have explained what happened to you that day. He probably would have been more sympathetic and told you 'I love you'. You could have then asked 'Well cheer me up and list all my qualities that helped you fall in love with me?'. If he was a douchebag about it on the phone then maybe he has problems. You should have called him and been honest, but this isn't your fault, that is why I am not giving you and YDI or a FYL. Good Luck with him, hopefully he was hurt by that text, cause it is hard to ask someone a serious question while texting or instant messaging. They might take it the way your boyfriend took it.