Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
darkknightress 0
You totally deserve it. Your boyfriend is so right. What a dumb, self-warped question.
Anonymous485 1
What a ******* nutjob. He needs to lay off the roids
hardnoxxx 0
Hey, I honestly think that was stupid question to ever ask your boyfriend. It just shows you need someone's glorification to make you happy. Nobody wants a girl to ask a question like that. Now he should've never went that far as to flip out on you like that but hey, I'm willing to bet that it's not you first time asking him for praise. If you have a good boyfriend, he'll tell you on his own. Next time, just tell him your feeling down. He should find some way to make you feel better.
miss_mojo 2
for some reason, i found this funny. i dont have sympathy for the spoiled annoying whiny girls who always need attention and security to be loved by their boyfriend. e.e.
DoeDeka 0
DTMFA
darkxangel83 0
Please, please, for your own good, get rid of him! My boyfriend and I are in a very strong relationship (going on 2 years!) and if I were to send him the same text, he would realize that I was feeling down and tell me why he loves me. If you do this sort of thing often, he should realize that something is up and respond appropriately, not kick you further down. Also, I agree with #12 - if you feel like this a lot, get some help. From personal experience, I promise it's worth it. :)
brokengirl11 0
wow. get over it i bet he was cheating on you when you texted him.
Dragonmouth 4
YDI. Don't waste people's time with questions that are impossible to answer. There are ways to cheer yourself up without pathetically fishing for complements.
Jellyfeltz 0
Fishing for compliments is annoying but anyone who would reply to their significant other's text messages with something that callous probably shouldn't be in that relationship in the first place. I could see being irritated but, jeez, that's just unnecessary.
beepmeep 0
my girlfriend and I always tell each other why we love the other one all the time. we even send emails at work and leave notes for each other all the time. we've been together for 5 years+. you guys are stupid. sometimes couples like to be cute and tell each other all the reasons why. my girlfriend has asked that and when she did ask, I told her. you guys need to shut up and be a little more sympathetic. sometimes its nice to be cute with your boy/girl.