Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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blackberry_fml 0
#334, you're stupid. he was just annoyed. which is understandable. i'm not taking her side, but really, you're stupid
amuse_me12 0
Opinion: Girl does not deserve to be treated like that. She's down so she just needs reassurance from one of the people really important in her life, but honestly, there are other ways to ask your boyfriends to cheer you up and that is why she got that response from him although it was really harsh of him. Sure the boy doesn't need to answer these kind of questions but come on, that's why he's her boyfriend cuz she wants to be loved. what the **** is his purpose if he acts like a ******* jerk to her then? guys who can't see subtle words or actions from girls really should learn more about women. if you can't ******* treat your girlfriend right then end whatever you have.
Taylor258 0
wow i hope you broke up with him cause you should stay with him after he said that!!!!
morgangurl12 0
hes a dick get a new boyfriend ASAP
blackberry_fml 0
#327, I agree with you, I guess i should have edited what I said in my post. BOYFRIENDS is what I should have said rather than boys. I have mostly guy friends, and they are really easy to talk to. And they don't give you the "oh it's okay, it'll get better" crap, they tell you how it is and tell you to get over it and quit bitchin. lol, and really, that's what we all need, whether we wanna believe it or not. Guy friends are even better to talk to about guy problems. Of course our girlfriends will be there, but the guys can relate SO much more to the situation, and be able to explain it from a guys point of view rather than every typical girl response, "He's just an asshole, you can do better" and hey, who knows, the guys may say that too, but odds are, they're more likely to be right. And thanks #327 for actually reading it. I know most people won't because it's so long, but really, i think I made some pretty good points there!
lovely997 0
most guys just don't understand girls it's okay
chaya12 0
maybe he doesnt love u dont think so highly of urself
chaya12 0
maybe he doesnt love u dont think so highly of urself
FML_Devious 0
he's jus bein realistic...
threegp 0
yeah i would freakin hate to be your boyfriend, you need validity for some reason or another, that is annoying as hell to anyone. you aren't secure enough with yourself, you don't love yourself, so you need to find others who do...and no one will love you till you love yourself DAMN I'M GOOD! but people only know this until they experience for themselves, or decided to reflect on their lives instead of just repeat it. I would reflect and figure out why you are unsatisfied with your life. plus seriously, be happy as you possibly can, that is seriously all i need in my life, well not a boyfriend, just a girl friend, but if she always needed for me to validate her, no way jose. to much work, and it would get me depressed after a while The whole point of a companion is to have someone to SHARE your life with, not someone to validate you and make you feel loved. Those two things can not be demanded of people, they just come.