Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
swimmancer 0
you definitely deserved that. You tell a girl a hundred times you love and you have hundreds of conversations about. ****** girls just can't accept it. so annoying.
BamGirl_fml 0
Why do people do this? "tell me im pretty" "why do you love me" stop fishing for compliments
UWBeautyQueen12 0
Dump him!!
lovelyxo 0
so, eviscerated is extremely sexist. dude, quit making up shit about having a girlfriend. no one as sexist as you could possibly have one. I actually feel sorry for you. Your life is obviously pathetic if you comment as much as you do. We got your message in your first post, you pig. Get off the computer and take a look at the real world, asshole. officerpat, you're just as bad. I never realized there are so many ******* sexist men in the world. It's really sad. Most of the people on here are missing the fact that he's her boyfriend, and that he should be supporting her. she wasn't fishing for compliments- she was turning to the person she loves to cheer her up because she was feeling bad. And Kandy, I totally agree. ignore the assholes on here.
moonlit_manga 0
He was an ass....but you were fishing for Copliments...that's one thing guys don't like...next time m'kay?
LA_Barbie 11
Damn he's an asshole!...the funny thing is my ex used to ask me why I loved him & it was annoying LOL party cuz my list wasn't very long and partly cuz that's not a manly question to ask! Haha
kateelovee 0
same thing happend to me the other day,, except now hes my ex .....)=
XxHeartBrokenxX 0
I don't see how it'd be annoying, obviously she has a reason to ask, and you can just save the response you send to send it whenever she asks if for some reason your gf/bf isn't worth a few minutes of your time
Time2growup 0
Fishing for compliments is why he said something harsh, and quite frankly, a response of that degree tells me something. 1. He is a total freak and has severe anger problems. or much more likely 2. You pull that crap a lot...in which case, I don't blame him one bit.
congbot 0
I definitely would have used different words, If I were him and I was responding to someone I cared about.